Art by giganticbuddha (here’s their ko-fi)
It physically hurts me to block so many beautiful women but they are lying to me.
Her mind is so powerful and beautiful she’s a visionary
Writing Prompt: When you were a teenager, a truck nearly ran you over. Your significant other wasn’t so lucky.
Today, you had another close encounter with a truck, and this time it got you. You’ve been Isekai’d. But when you wake up in the other world, you see a familiar face. They’re older and got a few scars, but it’s definitely your old sweetheart.
You have a heartful reunion. You catch up on your lives, you make arrangements for a new life together.
“What luck that we both wound up here.” you say during dinner.
“Luck?” your other half laughs and nearly drops their roast pixie. “Who do you think guided the truck that brought you here?”
This time it’s your turn to nearly drop your food.
Your lover smiles, but there’s something strange in their eyes. “I missed you so much, baby.”
Trapped In Another World With My Yandere Dead Girlfriend (Who’s a Lvl 99 Warlock Now)
Are you okay? Do you need to talk about it?
Please seek help.
No! Not based!
I forget how bad it is sometimes.
tumblr won’t let me reblog this for some reason :/
Nickelodeon won’t let you reblog
Look who’s reblogging
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying “i’m going to kms”:
- i’m going to kill god
- i’m going to delete my blog
- i’m going to explode
- i’m going to blow up this entire website
- i’m going to become the joker
- this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
THIS ONE WINS
oh you know
What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?
Took our son to the zoo today and saw these signs. I think it’s a great that they’re getting people interested in vore! Be sure to google “types of vore” for more info on which one you might be!
people that haven’t watched naruto found this and i just want to clarify that yes, the last part did happen. except, the confession did nothing and naruto kept chasing sasuke and wanting to kill himself and sasuke to be together in the afterlife so. there’s that
This is soooooooo fuckin funny that it keeps happening
I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren’t doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I’m watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, “Autumn.”
another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now
























